Jackyl Piss (jacks_coldsweat) wrote,
Jackyl Piss
jacks_coldsweat

If I were a decade, I'd be: The 80's cause the pussy was hot, so was the pizza
If I were a month, I'd be: Feb, because you have to hate that month.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: tuesday, cause your weeks not even half over bitch
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 7 A.M. cause your either just waking up or just going to sleep... either way it sucks because you realize your life is shit, unless you've been sleeping since 1 and can sleep in... then your life might be ok
If I were a planet, I'd be: Saturn, because perry saturn is the worst fucking wrestler ever... who's special move is called the rings of saturn, a pussy thats who
If I were a direction, I'd be: East (hazeltine)
If I were a season, I'd be: winter, cause its cold, like my heart! EMOCOREXXX
If I were something cold, I'd be: i just said winter you cunt
If I were a sin, I'd be: nigga im satan
If I were an emotion, I'd be: sung about in a song.
If I were a tree, I'd be: straight up trunk
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a rose cause seal wrote a song about those bitches
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: SATAN
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Crab so i can snatch ya feets
If I could fly, I'd be: a pterodactyl cause they scream like a faggot
If I were an insect, I'd be: roach the papa one of course
If I were a color, I'd be: Green, cause the grass is green.
If I were a movie, I'd be: The wedding planner
If I were a book, I'd be: the satanic bible
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: steam boat willy
If I were an object, I'd be: a toaster that always burns your toast
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: that ugly ass table you never get rid of
If I were a writing utensil, I'd be: a feather
If I were a number, I'd be: 8 cause sideways thats infinate and that is my lifespand
If I were a letter, I'd be: Q
If I were a shape, I'd be: circle
If I were a liquid, I'd be: piss falling on a girls face
If I were a fruit, I'd be: Mango cause they are fun
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: unable to move?
If I were a cereal, I'd be: Golden grahms, or Cin toast crunch
If I were a candy/sweet, I'd be: let's just say i wouldnt be
If I were a beverage I'd be: Orange juice, cause its fucking awesome
If I were a meal of the day, I'd be: the one you vomit
If I were an instrument, I'd be: whoa, dont even ask me this question, a harp probably because i just think harps are amazing
If I were a pattern, I'd be: a waltz pattern
If I were a piece a clothing, I'd be: a cock pouch
If I were a ribbon, I'd tie myself around: your neck
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